i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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