He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
