OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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