I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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