Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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