do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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