No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Slut skills are useful in every country.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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