Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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