just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
