News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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