I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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