ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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