My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
