Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Drake has all the answers
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