Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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