I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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