so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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