i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
