I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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