Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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