quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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