And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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