did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life