Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating