Jerry, you need to find god
Wow word travels fast.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...