This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My pussy is not your playground.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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