I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
