my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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