It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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