How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Houston, we have a blender
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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