White coat. Heels.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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