Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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