So drunk, too bad you don't want this
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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