I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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