ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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