if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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