Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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