ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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