He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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