Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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