My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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