the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
is that a dick in a sweater?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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