is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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