How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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