i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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