I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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