Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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