apparently the secret to your success is patron
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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