ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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