Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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