Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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