yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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