No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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