Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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