please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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