If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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