I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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