you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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