I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Welp...herpes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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