I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Randomize
