How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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