if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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